Alright, let’s talk about this Texans and Ravens weather, you know, for the football game. I heard some folks sayin’ it’s gonna be cold, real cold.
Cold as a Well Digger’s Butt
Yeah, they sayin’ it’ll be in the 20s. Twenty degrees! That’s cold, I tell ya. Colder than a well digger’s butt in January. And the wind, oh lordy, the wind! They say it’ll be blowin’ at 15 miles per hour. That ain’t no gentle breeze, that’s a wind that’ll cut right through ya. Makes it feel even colder, like it’s in the teens. Brrr!
- Temps in the 20s
- Feels like the teens
- Wind blowing at 15 mph
I don’t know ’bout you, but that sounds mighty uncomfortable for them boys runnin’ around on the field. They gonna need some extra layers, that’s for sure. Hope they got them long johns on!
Rain and Thunder, Too?
Now, I also heard tell there might be some rain. And not just rain, but thunderstorms! Can you believe it? Cold and rainy and windy. That’s just miserable weather. They sayin’ the rain and thunder might come before 2 pm, and then just showers after that. So, it might be a wet game, y’all. Those poor fellas gonna be slidin’ and slidin’ all over the place.
I reckon it’ll make for a sloppy game, you know? Hard to throw the ball, hard to run. Might just be a ground-and-pound kinda day. Whoever can hold onto the ball better, they gonna have the advantage. That’s what I think, anyway.
Baltimore Weather is Fickle
You know, Baltimore weather, it ain’t always the most predictable. One minute it’s sunny, the next it’s rainin’. So, I wouldn’t be surprised if the weatherman is wrong. Maybe it won’t be as cold as they say. Or maybe it’ll be even colder! You just never know with these things.
But one thing’s for sure, it ain’t gonna be a day for picnickin’. If you’re goin’ to the game, bundle up good. Wear your warmest coat, your hat, your gloves, your scarf, everything! And bring an umbrella, just in case. You don’t wanna catch your death of cold out there.
Texans Gotta Be Tough
Them Texans boys, they come from down south, right? They ain’t used to this kinda cold weather. I reckon it’ll be a real shock to their systems. But they’re tough, those football players. They’ll tough it out. They gotta, if they wanna win. They can’t be worryin’ ‘bout no cold and rain.
Ravens Used to It, Maybe
The Ravens, well, they play in Baltimore, so they’re probably used to this kinda weather. Maybe it won’t bother ’em as much. But cold is cold, no matter who you are. It’s gonna be tough for everyone out there. But that’s football, ain’t it? You gotta play no matter the weather.
Key to the Game: The Weather
So, who’s gonna win? Well, it’s hard to say. Both teams are good. But I reckon the weather is gonna play a big factor. The team that can handle the cold and the rain, the team that can hold onto the ball, they gonna have the best chance of winning. It’s gonna be a battle, that’s for sure. A cold, wet, windy battle.
Don’t Forget About the Wind
And don’t forget about that wind! That wind can really mess with a football. It can make it hard to throw, hard to kick. The kickers are gonna have their work cut out for ’em. And the quarterbacks, too. They gotta be careful not to throw any interceptions. That wind can snatch the ball right outta the air.
So, there you have it. That’s the weather report for the Texans and Ravens game. Cold, windy, maybe rainy. It’s gonna be a tough day for football. But it should be a good game, too. I’m lookin’ forward to it. Just gonna watch it from my warm couch, though. I ain’t crazy enough to sit out in that weather!
AFC Divisional Round
This here game, it’s a big one, you know. It’s the AFC Divisional Round. The winner goes on to the AFC Championship Game. So, there’s a lot at stake. Both teams are gonna be fightin’ hard. And the weather, well, it’s just gonna make things even more interesting.
Predictions? I Ain’t No Weatherman
I ain’t gonna make no predictions about who’s gonna win. Like I said, it’s gonna be a tough game. And with weather like that, anything can happen. But I will say this: it’s gonna be a game to remember. A cold, wet, windy game for the ages. So, tune in, folks, and see what happens. Just make sure you’re bundled up warm while you’re watchin’!