Well, well, well, lookie here! It’s that time of year again. Black Friday, they call it. Back in my day, Friday was just Friday. But now, oh boy, it’s a big to-do! This year, that’s 2014, Walmart’s got some deals, I tell ya. Deals, deals, deals! That’s all folks are talking about these days!
They say Walmart opened its doors at 6 PM on that Thursday, right after folks finished their Thanksgiving turkey. Can you believe it? 6 PM, I say! Then again at 8 PM. They call it events. Those young folks are always rushing about for a bargain. Then, Black Friday, stores open early in the morning like 6 a.m. That’s very early for old me.
Now, I heard from the neighbor’s kid, the one always glued to that computer, there are deals all over the place. They leaked some ads, like a faucet that won’t stop dripping! All these sales startin’ before the actual day. It’s a madhouse, I tell ya!
Let me see if I can recall some of these Walmart Black Friday deals from 2014. That young’un was talkin’ ’bout somethin’ called a… an Xbox One. Said it comes with some games, somethin’ about Assassins. Sounds violent to me. Kids these days! But hey, if it saves a buck, right? That’s what they all say. Black Friday and Walmart, the two big things.
- Xbox One – with those Assassin games. I don’t know much about these games.
- GoPro Hero3 White Edition – they say you get a free $50 Walmart gift card too! What’s a GoPro? Sounds fancy. Maybe I could get one for my grandkids. They are all crazy about it.
- GoPro Hero3+ Silver Edition – $249.97, and they say it’s only on *. What is this .com? I don’t know. But it must be good, people are rushing to buy it.
They got all kinds of things on sale. Televisions, those big flat ones. Toys for the little ones. Clothes, gadgets, you name it. It is just like the county fair, but with more yellin’ and pushin’. And those folks are drawing maps to find the deals, like it is a treasure hunt. That’s crazy, right?
Some folks, they like to shop on that internet thing. They say it is easier. You don’t have to leave your house, fight the crowds, or stand in line in the cold. They just click, click, click, and wait for it to show up at the door. I don’t know, I still prefer to see what I am buying. But hey, if you are looking for Black Friday deals online, I guess Walmart’s got you covered there too. The world is changing too fast!
Now, these deals, they don’t last forever. They say they’re good for a few days, from Black Friday through the weekend, and then somethin’ called Cyber Monday comes along. It’s all so confusing! But if you want to save some money, I guess you gotta keep up with all this Black Friday and Cyber Monday stuff.
Back in my time, we didn’t have all this Black Friday fuss. We just bought what we needed when we needed it. But times change, I reckon. If you are one of those folks who love a good bargain, then Walmart on Black Friday 2014 is the place to be. Just be careful out there, it’s a jungle!
They even got maps, hand-drawn ones, showin’ where all the deals are in the store. Can you believe that? Like a treasure map! It’s all a bit much for me, but I guess if you’re lookin’ for somethin’ special, it might be helpful. Black Friday deals at Walmart are a big deal, they say.
This whole Black Friday thing, it’s become a tradition, I suppose. Like Thanksgiving, but instead of givin’ thanks, folks are grabbin’ things off the shelves! And Walmart, well, they’re right in the middle of it all. They say it is good for business. I guess saving money is good for everyone. But please don’t be too crazy. It is just things.
So, if you’re brave enough to venture out into the Black Friday madness at Walmart in 2014, I wish you luck. May you find the deals you’re lookin’ for and make it out in one piece. And remember, it’s just stuff. Don’t let it get the best of ya! Those young folks are so competitive for these bargains. Just be careful!