Alright, listen up y’all, let me tell ya ’bout this fella, Post Malone, comin’ to Hershey, Pennsylvania. Yeah, Post Malone, the one with all them fancy tattoos and that kinda scratchy voice. He’s singin’ at that big ol’ Hersheypark Stadium, you know, the place where they have them football games and such.
Now, I ain’t too sure ’bout all this “F-1 Trillion Tour” or “Big Ass Stadium Tour” stuff they callin’ it. Sounds like a whole lotta fancy words for a concert, if ya ask me. But they sayin’ he’s a big deal, this Post Malone fella. They call him a “global superstar” and a “nine-time diamond-certified GRAMMY Award-nominated” fella. I dunno what all that means, but it sounds important, I guess.
He’s gonna be in Hershey on May 28, 2025. That’s a ways off, but I hear tell them tickets is sellin’ fast. Folks is goin’ crazy for this young man, seems like. They say he sings all kinda music, not just that hip-hop stuff the youngsters like. He’s even doin’ some country music now, can ya believe it? I guess he’s tryin’ to please everyone, which ain’t a bad thing, I reckon.
- Event: Post Malone Concert
- Date: May 28, 2025
- Location: Hersheypark Stadium, Hershey, PA
- Tour Name: Big Ass Stadium Tour or F-1 Trillion Tour (they got too many names if ya ask me)
They sayin’ he’s gonna be singin’ for a good long while, maybe an hour and a half or so. That’s a lotta singin’, if ya ask me. My throat would be drier than a popcorn fart after all that. And he ain’t comin’ alone neither. He’s bringin’ some other folks with him, some fella named Jelly Roll and a gal named Sierra Ferrell. I ain’t never heard of ’em, but I guess they’re singers too.
Now, this concert, it’s sponsored by T-Mobile. You know, that phone company. They got their name slapped on everything these days, it seems. But I guess that’s how they do things now. Gotta pay for all them fancy lights and speakers somehow, I s’pose.
So, if you’re lookin’ for somethin’ to do next May, and you like listenin’ to music, maybe you should go see this Post Malone fella. Me? I dunno. Stadiums are big and crowded, and I ain’t as young as I used to be. I’d probably just end up with a sore back and a headache. But hey, if you’re into that kinda thing, go for it. Just make sure you get your tickets early, ’cause they’re goin’ fast. And wear comfortable shoes, ’cause you’ll be doin’ a lot of standin’ and walkin’. And bring some earplugs, ’cause it’s gonna be loud. Real loud.
They also sayin’ this Post Malone concert is a really big deal, one of his biggest tours yet. Bigger than anything he’s ever done before. They’re callin’ it a “momentous” tour. Well, I guess that means it’s important. Hersheypark Stadium is a big place, so I reckon a lot of folks will be there. They sayin’ it’s gonna be a mix of all his biggest hits. So if you know his songs, you’ll probably hear the ones you like.
This whole tour thing, it starts way out in Salt Lake City, Utah, in April. That’s a long ways away from Hershey. Post Malone must be doin’ a lotta travelin’. I hope he’s got a good car and plenty of snacks. Travelin’ can make a body tired. And singin’ every night? That’ll wear ya down too. He’s a young fella, though, so I guess he can handle it.
Anyways, that’s all I know about this Post Malone concert in Hershey. Just remember, May 28, 2025, Hersheypark Stadium. Tickets are on sale now, so if you want to go, you better get ’em quick. And don’t forget your earplugs!
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