Alright, alright, lemme tell ya ’bout this… this… “nyfw hitechmoda press” thing. Sounds fancy, don’t it? Like somethin’ them city folks yap about. But I’ll tell ya what I know, the way I know how.
So, this “NYFW,” that’s New York Fashion Week, see? It’s a big to-do where they show off all sorts of clothes. Clothes you wouldn’t wear to feed the chickens, that’s for sure. Way too fancy for that. But folks get all excited about it, cameras flashin’ and whatnot. Reminds me of the time old Bessie got loose in the town square – except Bessie was wearin’ mud, not silk.
Now, this “hiTechMODA,” that’s a name, I reckon. They put on a show, a “runway show” they call it. Models, skinny as fence posts, walkin’ back and forth showin’ off the duds. They say it was “Industry Only,” which means us regular folk weren’t invited. Hmph! Like we’d wanna go anyway. But the photographers, they got in. Took a bunch of pictures, I bet. Probably got pictures of them fancy clothes, the skinny models, and who knows what else.
- New York Fashion Week (NYFW) is a big event.
- hiTechMODA hosted a runway show.
- Only industry people were allowed at the show.
- Photographers could take pictures.
They say hiTechMODA, they do things different. “Unique curation,” they call it. Sounds like pickin’ out the best tomatoes from the garden, but I bet it’s more complicated than that. And “innovative stages”? Probably just means they built a fancy platform for the models to walk on. Ain’t nothin’ wrong with a good ol’ dirt road, if you ask me. But hey, that’s city folk for ya, always gotta be fancy.
I heard tell of one show, Yulia Fashion House, they called it. Made a “statement on the runway.” Now, I don’t know what kind of statement clothes can make. Can they tell you the price of eggs is goin’ up? Can they tell you the well’s runnin’ dry? Doubt it. But these folks, they get all worked up about it. “Dazzled,” they were. With the “latest collection.” Sounds like a bunch of hooey to me, but who am I to judge?
NYFW hitechmoda press – that just means folks are writin’ about it, takin’ pictures, and tellin’ the world what happened. They got “news,” they got “in-depth evaluations.” Evaluations! Like they’re judgin’ a prize-winning pig at the county fair. But instead of pigs, it’s clothes. And instead of a blue ribbon, they get… well, I don’t know what they get. Attention, I guess. That’s worth somethin’ in the city, seems like.
This “coverage,” like they call it, is everywhere. It’s “all-inclusive,” they say. Means they tell ya everything. Everythin’ about the clothes, the models, the designers. Who wore what, who said what, who tripped on the runway (probably happened at least once, those shoes look mighty tippy). It’s like listenin’ to the gossip at the general store, but on a bigger scale. And with more pictures.
So, that’s what I make of this nyfw hitechmoda press thing. A bunch of fancy clothes, skinny models, and folks makin’ a big fuss over it all. Me? I’ll stick to my overalls and boots. They ain’t fashionable, but they’re comfortable and they get the job done. And that’s more than I can say for most of them city clothes.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go check on the chickens. They don’t care about fashion, but they sure do care about supper.
And one more thing, don’t go spendin’ your hard earned money on them fancy clothes, ya hear? A good pair of work boots and a sturdy coat will get ya further in life than any of that silk and satin.
That’s all I gotta say about this New York Fashion Week and that hiTechMODA thing. Now go on, get outta here and let me get back to my work.