Alright, alright, lemme tell ya ’bout this Kill Tony New Year’s thing. I ain’t too good with all this fancy talk, but I’ll tell it like it is, ya hear?
So, this Kill Tony, it’s like a big show, a real big one. They say it’s the number one live podcast, whatever that means. Sounds important though. They do it in this place called Austin, at a comedy club. Big shots, I tell ya. But for New Year’s, they went all out. They got themselves a big ol’ arena, the H-E-B Center in Cedar Park.
Now, I heard tell they had hundreds of them comedians. Yeah, hundreds! Can you believe it? All wanting to get up on that stage and tell their jokes. They put their names in a bucket, like a raffle, I guess. Then, this Tony fella, he picks ’em out and they get their chance. Some are good, some are… well, let’s just say not so good. But that’s the fun of it, ain’t it?
This New Year’s show, it was a real special one. People were goin’ crazy for it. They even had a live stream, so folks who couldn’t be there in person could watch it on their computers or somethin’. Fancy stuff, I tell ya. And if you missed that, they said it’ll be on YouTube later. So, no need to fret if you weren’t there.
- They had it at the H-E-B Center.
- Hundreds of comedians showed up.
- They put names in a bucket. Tony picks ’em.
- You could watch it live or on YouTube later.
I heard some folks talkin’ ’bout it. Said it was a real hoot, a real knee-slapper. One fella said it was everything you could want and more. Must’ve been somethin’ special, huh? I ain’t much for crowds myself, but I can appreciate a good laugh now and then. And from what I hear, there were plenty of laughs to go around at that Kill Tony show.
Now, this HEB Arena, where they had the show, that’s a big place. Real big. I bet it was packed to the rafters with folks wanting to ring in the New Year with some laughs. And that Tony, he’s somethin’ else, I tell ya. He’s got a way with them comedians, and he knows how to get a crowd goin’. He’s the main man, the one in charge. And he’s been doin’ this since 2023, so he’s got some experience under his belt, that’s for sure.
It’s a bit like a circus, all them folks comin’ and goin’. Some tryin’ to be funny, some failin’ miserably. But it’s all part of the show, see? You take the good with the bad. It’s like life, ain’t it? Ups and downs, highs and lows. But at least with Kill Tony, you get a few laughs along the way.
I heard tell they do this show all over the country too, not just in Austin. They go on tour, like them rock and roll bands. Bringin’ the laughs to the people, that’s what they do. And for New Year’s, they really pull out all the stops. Make it a big to-do, you know?
So, if you’re lookin’ for a good time, and you ain’t afraid of a few bad jokes, then maybe you should check out this Kill Tony thing. It sounds like a wild ride, that’s for sure. And who knows, maybe you’ll even see me there one day. Probably not though, crowds ain’t my thing. But I’ll be watchin’ it on YouTube, you can bet your bottom dollar on that.
Anyways, that’s all I got to say ’bout it. It’s a big show, lots of laughs, and it happened on New Year’s Eve. What more do you need to know?
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