This here’s the weather, I reckon, for July 28, 2024. Now, I ain’t no fancy weather person, but I done looked it up the best I could. This old brain ain’t what it used to be, but I’ll tell ya what I found, plain and simple.
July, oh boy, that’s a hot one usually. This year, 2024, they say it’s gonna be a real scorcher. Might be the hottest summer ever, I heard. Lord have mercy! Better keep that air conditioner runnin’, or you’ll be sweatin’ like a hog in a butcher shop.
July 28, 2024, now that’s a Sunday. If you’re plannin’ on goin’ to church, best wear somethin’ light. ‘Cause I’m bettin’ it’ll be hot as blue blazes. And don’t forget your hat! Sun beatin’ down, might fry an egg on the sidewalk.
Now, where was I? Oh yeah, the weather. They got these fancy things now, weather maps and such. Show ya all sorts of colors and lines. Means somethin’ to them smart folks, I guess. But to me, it just looks like a bunch of scribbles.
- Hot, hot, hot! That’s what July is.
- July 28, 2024, gonna be a scorcher, I betcha.
- Might rain, might not. Who knows?
- Keep that AC runnin’!
- Wear a hat! Sun’s gonna be strong.
They say this summer, 2024, it’s comin’ early. Like a chicken that lays its eggs before the rooster crows. Just plain unnatural, I say. And hotter than a two-dollar pistol on the Fourth of July. Better stock up on ice, folks. You’re gonna need it.
Now, some places, they get more rain than others. Like that place, Busan, I think it’s called. Over in Korea. They say it rains a lot there in July. Thirteen days of rain, can you imagine? We get that much rain here, we’d all be floatin’ away like Noah’s Ark.
Me, I like a good rain now and then. Cools things down. Washes the dust off everything. But too much rain, and you got a mess on your hands. Mud everywhere. Can’t get nothin’ done.
I remember one year, back when I was a young’un, it rained for what seemed like 40 days and 40 nights. The creek rose up so high, it almost washed away old man Johnson’s outhouse. He had to fish it out downstream. Quite a sight, that was.
The temperature for July 28, 2024, I seen it somewhere… 25 to 29, I think. I don’t know what that means exactly, but I reckon it is hot. That’s some kind of Celsius. Oh, it’s like, 77 to 84 in regular numbers, those Fahrenheit. Still hot though. They say they got a hourly weather forecast. You can check how hot it is every hour. I don’t know why you need to know that, hot is hot.
They got these fancy tools now, you know. Tell ya the weather forecast for every hour of the day. Temperature, rain, humidity… Lord, it’s enough to make your head spin. I remember when we just looked up at the sky and made a guess. Usually, we were right, too.
They got these outlooks, too. Climate outlooks, they call ’em. One for every month. June, July, August… all the way to October. October 2024, they say it might be a bit cooler. But who knows? Weather’s like a woman’s mind – always changin’.
August is a hot month, though. That’s what you think. August 2024, might be cooler. But still, July is hotter. That is for sure.
Back in my day, we didn’t have all these fancy gadgets. We just had The Old Farmer’s Almanac. That’s all we needed. Still comes out every year, you know. Predicts the weather, tells ya when to plant your crops, all sorts of useful things. 2025 edition is already out, they say.
So, there you have it. My best guess on the weather for July 28, 2024. Hot and sunny, most likely. But keep an eye on the sky, just in case. And remember what I said about that AC. You’re gonna need it.
If you go somewhere, you need to track the weather, they say. Don’t know why you are going in this hot weather. But that’s what they say. Whether it is rain or sun, it is safer to know, they say.
Well, that’s all I got for ya. Hope it helps. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m gonna go sit on the porch and fan myself. It’s hotter than a firecracker out here.