Well, let’s chew the fat about this Kaitlin Armstrong, eh? Heard a whole bunch of hullabaloo about her. Folks sayin’ she’s worth a whole heap of trouble, that’s for sure.
Now, they tell me this whole mess started ’cause of some cyclist gal, Anna Moriah Wilson, they called her. Poor thing, born back in ’96, up in New Hampshire way. Grew up in a place called Kirby, Vermont, I think. Folks say she was a real whiz on them bikes, a real star. Made a name for herself, she did. Went to some fancy school too, Burke Mountain Academy, they call it. Graduated in 2014, I heard.
- This Kaitlin girl, she got herself mixed up in somethin’ fierce.
- Seems like there was a man involved, too. Always is, ain’t it?
- This Mike Armstrong fella. Don’t know if he’s her husband or what, but he’s in the mix somehow.
Anyways, this Anna girl, she ends up dead. Shot, they say. And wouldn’t you know it, they point the finger right at Kaitlin. Lordy, what a mess. This here murder case, it got big, real big. All over the news, they say. Folks talkin’ ’bout it everywhere you go.
Now, they say this Kaitlin, she ran. Tried to hide, like a scared rabbit. Took ’em 43 days to catch her. Forty-three days! Can you imagine? Went all the way ‘cross the water, they say. International, they called it. Like she thought she could just disappear. Silly girl.
And get this, she even tried to bust outta jail! Can you believe it? Some nerve, huh? But they caught her, thank the good Lord. Dragged her back and put her on trial.
And the jury, well, they didn’t take too kindly to her story. Talked for a few hours, they did, then bam! Guilty as sin. Ninety years, they gave her. Ninety years! That’s a lifetime, ain’t it? Guess she’ll have plenty of time to think ’bout what she done.
But that ain’t the end of it, no sirree. This Anna girl’s family, they’re hurting. And they want somethin’ for their pain. So they go and sue this Kaitlin. And wouldn’t you know it, the judge says Kaitlin gotta pay ’em. Fifteen million dollars! Fifteen million! Where’s she gonna get that kind of money, locked up in jail? Makes you wonder, don’t it?
So, what’s this Kaitlin Armstrong worth? Well, depends on how you look at it, I reckon. To the law, she’s worth 90 years in the slammer. To Anna’s family, she’s worth 15 million dollars. But to me, she ain’t worth a hill of beans. Just a whole lotta heartache and trouble. That’s all she is.
This whole thing, it just goes to show ya, don’t it? You do wrong, it’ll catch up to you. Might take a while, but it’ll catch up. And when it does, you gotta pay the piper. That’s just the way it is.
So there you have it, the story of Kaitlin Armstrong. A sad tale, if you ask me. A whole lotta pain and suffering for everyone involved. Makes you appreciate the simple things in life, you know? Like a warm cup of coffee and a good night’s sleep. ‘Cause at the end of the day, that’s all that really matters. Nothin’ else but nothin’ else.
They say justice has been served, but I still say, better safe than sorry. This here life’s too precious to be fussin’ and fightin’ all the time. Just gotta keep your nose clean and treat folks right. That’s the best way to live, far as I can tell.