Alright, listen up y’all, let’s talk about this Colts vs Ravens weather thing, you know, for the football game. I heard some folks jabberin’ about it, so I figured I’d lay it out for ya, plain and simple, like it is.
First off, you gotta understand, weather, it ain’t always the same. One day it’s sunshine and rainbows, next day, who knows? Could be rain, could be wind, could be cold enough to freeze your backside off. So, when them Colts and Ravens get together to play ball, the weather, well, it matters.
Now, I ain’t no fancy weather person, but I heard tell that them football fellas, they gotta think about the temperature. Yeah, that’s right, how hot or cold it is. If it’s too hot, them boys gonna be sweatin’ like pigs, and if it’s too cold, well, they might just shiver themselves silly. And you know what? That can mess with their throwin’ and catchin’ and runnin’ and all that.
- Wind, that’s another thing. You get a big ol’ wind blowin’, and that ball ain’t gonna go where they want it to. It’ll be swervin’ and wobblin’ all over the place, like a drunken goose tryin’ to fly straight. And that ain’t good for nobody, ‘cept maybe the other team.
- And then there’s the rain. Nobody likes playin’ in the rain, ‘cept maybe them ducks. That ball gets all slippery, and them fellas start slidin’ around like they’re on ice. Makes it hard to hold onto the ball, and hard to run fast without fallin’ on your face. Plus, who wants to sit out there in the rain and watch? Not me, that’s for sure.
So, why is this weather stuff so important for the Colts and Ravens game? Well, it can change the whole dang game, that’s why. If it’s windy, they might not throw the ball as much. If it’s raining, they might try to run the ball more. And if it’s super hot or cold, well, them players might get tired quicker, and that can make a big difference in the end.
I hear they got these fancy folks, they call ’em “fantasy football” players. They care about the weather too! Seems like they try to guess how the weather gonna affect the game, so they can pick the right players for their teams. I don’t know nothin’ about that, but it sounds like a whole lot of fuss to me.
Now, I saw somethin’ about the game bein’ in Baltimore. Yeah, Baltimore. And they got their own weather there, you know. Sometimes it’s nice, sometimes it ain’t. You gotta check the forecast, that’s what they say. See what the weatherman is predictin’. But even them weather folks ain’t always right. Sometimes they say it’s gonna rain, and then the sun shines all day long. And sometimes they say it’s gonna be sunny, and then it pours cats and dogs.
The game, they say it’s gonna be at MT Bank Stadium. Sounds fancy. And they playin’ on a Monday night, October 11th, 2021, 8:15 p.m. That’s what I heard. And it’s gonna be on TV, on ESPN. So, if you wanna watch, you can just turn on your TV and see for yourself. But don’t forget to check the weather first, so you know what to expect.
And them betting fellas, they care about the weather too. They try to figure out who’s gonna win, and the weather is part of that. They look at the odds, and the predictions, and all that stuff. But me, I just like to watch the game and see what happens. Don’t care much about all that bettin’ and predictin’ stuff.
So, there you have it. The Colts versus Ravens, and the weather. It’s important, you see. It can change the whole game. So, keep an eye on the sky, and listen to the weatherman. And maybe, just maybe, you’ll have a better idea of what’s gonna happen when them boys take the field.
Wind speed ain’t nothin’ to sneeze at, neither. A strong wind can turn a good pass into a bad one faster than you can say “touchdown”. And if it’s cold enough for wind chills, well, them players ain’t gonna be feelin’ their fingers or toes, and that ain’t good for catchin’ or throwin’ or runnin’ or nothin’ much really. It just makes everything harder, you know? Makes it harder to focus, harder to perform, harder to win.
And the extended forecast, that’s somethin’ to pay attention to as well. Sometimes the weather changes right before a game. Sometimes it changes during the game! You gotta be prepared for anythin’. That’s what I say. And them football players, they better be prepared too. Or they gonna get their butts kicked, weather or no weather.
So there you have it, my two cents on this whole Colts vs Ravens weather situation. It ain’t rocket science, but it’s somethin’ to think about. Weather can make a big difference in a football game, and it can make a big difference in who wins and who loses. So pay attention to it, y’all. Pay attention.