Well, let me tell ya, this here weather we been havin’ lately, it’s a real head-scratcher. One day it’s sunny, the next it’s rainin’ cats and dogs. This May 5, 2024, well, I reckon it’s gonna be a mixed bag, just like the rest of this month. You better keep an eye on the sky, that’s what I always say.
Weather on May 5, 2024, you say? Lordy, that’s a ways off. But I’ll tell ya what I think, based on how these old bones feel and what them weather fellas on the TV been yappin’ about. That Istanbul place, they say it might be a bit wet. Istanbul weather in May, they say might be 23, which is 73 for you young folk. I don’t know nothin’ about no Istanbul, but 23 sounds alright to me. Not too hot, not too cold. That Ankara place is gonna be a bit wet, too. They’re talkin’ about rain.
They got these fancy maps now, showin’ the weather all over the world. Colorful things, they are. Show ya where it’s gonna rain, where it’s gonna be sunny. I seen one the other day, all animated and movin’ around. Fancy stuff. These maps can show ya the weather on May 5, 2024, I reckon. They call ’em satellite images. Sounds like somethin’ from outer space to me!
Now, back in my day, we didn’t have none of that. We just looked at the sky and the clouds. If the cows were layin’ down, it meant rain. If the sky was red at night, it meant good weather the next day. Simple as that. We didn’t need no fancy weather forecast. But I guess times change.
- Sunny one day, rainy the next.
- Keep an eye on the sky.
- Them weather fellas on TV.
- May 5, 2024, is a ways off.
- Ankara might be wet.
This weather in May, it’s always a bit tricky. You never know what you’re gonna get. One day you’re wearin’ a t-shirt, the next day you need a sweater. And don’t even get me started on them storms. They come outta nowhere, blowin’ like the dickens. Scare the chickens half to death, they do. That Accuweather, I heard about it. That’s where they say you can see the weather up to the minute. Well, that’s something, ain’t it?
I remember one May, years ago, it rained so hard the creek flooded. Washed out old man Johnson’s garden, it did. He lost all his tomatoes. Poor fella. Weather can be a cruel mistress, that’s for sure. That’s why you gotta be prepared. Always have a raincoat handy, and some good boots. You can see the weather for May 2024 now, if you know where to look.
This May 2024 weather, they say it’s gonna be a mix of sun and rain. Nothin’ unusual, I suppose. Just gotta be prepared for anything. That’s what my mama always used to say. “Be prepared,” she’d say, “like a good Boy Scout.” I never was a Boy Scout, but I get the idea. They say North America and Europe gonna have some unsettled weather. Don’t know what that means, but it don’t sound good.
These days, you got all these fancy gadgets to tell you the weather. Phones, computers, even them watches. Back in my day, we just had a barometer. A little thing that hung on the wall. If the needle went down, it meant rain. Simple as that. We didn’t need no historical weather data. We just knew. They got all these records now, going back years. They can tell ya what the weather was like on any day, in any year. I don’t know why anyone would need to know that, but I guess it’s interestin’ to some folks.
Now, I ain’t no weather expert. I just tells it like I sees it. I’ve seen a lot of Mays come and go. Some hot, some cold, some wet, some dry. This one, I reckon it’ll be just like all the others. A little bit of everything. But you can always check on the weather, if you want an accurate forecast.
- Storms can come outta nowhere.
- Always be prepared.
- Weather can be cruel.
- May weather is always tricky.
- Have a raincoat handy.
So, if you’re wonderin’ about the weather on May 5, 2024, I’d say just be prepared for anything. That’s the best advice I can give ya. Keep an eye on the sky, and listen to what them weather fellas on TV are sayin’. And if all else fails, just look at what the cows are doin’. They always know when it’s gonna rain.
You young folks with your fancy technology, you probably don’t believe in none of that old-timey stuff. But I tell you what, it works. It’s worked for me all these years. Maybe this May will be sunny, maybe it will be rainy, maybe it will be just right. Only time will tell. And wear good shoes, ones that won’t let your feet get wet. That’s important, too. Lord knows I hate wet feet. Makes my corns ache.