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Alright, listen up, y’all. Let’s talk about this Brenham weather, the thing that makes your bones ache or your crops grow, depends on the day, you know. I ain’t no fancy weather person with all them gadgets, but I’ve lived here long enough to feel it in my joints.
Now, they say you can look up the weather for 14 days. Fourteen days! Back in my day, we just looked at the sky and the cows. If the cows were lyin’ down, it was gonna rain. If they were up and about, well, maybe not. But these youngsters, they got their “AccuWeathers” and their “Custom Weathers” and whatnot. They tell you the highs and the lows, the wind and the air – though I swear, sometimes the air just smells like cow manure no matter what they say.
They talk about “daily highs” and “daily lows.” Well, let me tell you, a high is when you’re sweatin’ like a pig in July, and a low is when you need an extra quilt in January. That’s all you need to know. They say January is the coldest, gets down to, what, 43 degrees? That’s chilly, I tell ya. Need a good fire going then. And summer? Hotter than a furnace. They say it gets up to 76, 90 even, somethin’ like that.
This 14-day forecast thing, it’s kinda like lookin’ into a crystal ball, but with more numbers and less magic. They got charts and symbols, little suns and clouds and raindrops. I reckon it’s useful, especially if you’re plannin’ a big shindig or somethin’. Don’t want your barbeque rained out, do ya?
The weather changes, you know? They say the cool season lasts for about three months, end of November to February, somethin’ like that. That’s when you bundle up. And then it warms up again, and you gotta start swattin’ flies and drinkin’ lemonade. It’s the same every year, but somehow different every year too. Nature’s got its own mind, I always say.
They got all these details, wind speed, humidity, pressure… I don’t pay much mind to that stuff. If the wind’s blowin’, you feel it. If it’s humid, you sweat. If the pressure’s droppin’, your head might ache. That’s all I need to know. They update this weather stuff all the time. Every few hours, it seems. I guess that’s important for some folks. Me? I just look outside.
- If it’s sunny, I go outside.
- If it’s raining, I stay inside.
- If it’s cold, I wear a coat.
- If it’s hot, I drink somethin’ cold.
It ain’t rocket science. But these weather folks, they make it sound complicated. All them fancy words and graphs. I bet half the time they’re just guessin’ anyway.
So, if you want to know the Brenham weather for 14 days, go ahead and look it up on that there internet. But don’t forget to look outside too. That’s the real weather forecast, right there in front of your eyes. And remember, if the cows are lyin’ down, bring an umbrella.
And one more thing, them temperatures they talk about… 68 degrees, 76 degrees… It feels different dependin’ on the day, you know? Sometimes 68 feels warm, sometimes it feels cool. It’s all relative, I guess. Just like life.
Anyhow, that’s my take on the Brenham weather. Take it or leave it. I gotta go check on my tomatoes now, before the sun gets too high.
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