Well, howdy there, y’all! Let’s chew the fat about this hailstorm in Austin, you know, the one that made a ruckus like a bunch of chickens fightin’ over corn.
Austin Weather, It’s a Real Hog-Killin’ Time Sometimes
Austin, bless its heart, gets more weather than a dog has fleas. Floods, tornadoes, hail the size of golf balls – you name it, we got it. I remember back in ’81, that Memorial Day flood, Lord have mercy! More water fell than you could shake a stick at. And just last year, that big ol’ hailstorm in September, it was a real mess, I tell you. Tore up things somethin’ fierce.
- Flooding like a creek overflowin’
- Tornadoes spinnin’ like a top
- Hail beatin’ down like nobody’s business
Seems like every other day the sky’s throwin’ a tantrum. So, you gotta be ready, you hear? Like a squirrel buryin’ nuts for the winter.
Keep Your Eyes Peeled, Like a Hawk Watchin’ a Mouse
Now, them city folks, they say you gotta “monitor weather updates.” Well, I say, just keep your eyes on the sky. If it starts lookin’ like a bruised peach, you better hightail it indoors. And know where to go, you know, a safe place. Like a storm cellar, if you got one. If not, get in the middle of the house, away from them windows. Glass flyin’ around is worse than a swarm of bees.
Protectin’ Your Car, ‘Cause Them Things Cost a Pretty Penny
Cars these days, they ain’t built like they used to be. Hail can dent ‘em up like a tin can. So, if you hear tell of hail comin’, get that car under somethin’. A carport, a garage, heck, even a thick tarp will do in a pinch. And tie down anythin’ loose outside. Don’t want your flower pots flyin’ around like missiles.
Gettin’ Ready Like a Smart Old Coon Dog
The city folks talk about “emergency kits.” Sounds fancy, don’t it? But it’s just common sense. You need stuff to get you through if the power goes out or you can’t get to the store. So, put together a box with some things you might need.
Here’s what I keep on hand, just in case:
- Some canned goods, the kind that don’t go bad. Peaches, beans, that sort of thing.
- A flashlight, ‘cause you ain’t gonna see nothin’ in the dark.
- Plenty of water. Can’t live without water, you know.
- A first-aid kit. Band-Aids, some ointment, you get the picture.
And don’t forget to keep that water jug full, ’cause when the power goes out, the well pump don’t work, and you’ll be thirstier than a camel in the desert.
Austin Water, They Say Get Ready Too
Even the water folks are squawkin’ about gettin’ ready. They say take steps now, don’t wait till the last minute. That’s good advice, I reckon. ‘Cause when that hail starts fallin’, you ain’t gonna have time to go runnin’ around like a chicken with its head cut off.
Wrap It Up Like a Leftover Biscuit
So, there you have it. Austin weather, it’s a wild card. But if you use your noggin and get prepared, you’ll be alright. Just keep your eyes open, your ears perked, and your pantry stocked. And pray for the best, but prepare for the worst. That’s what I always say.
Stay safe, y’all! And don’t let that hail knock the sense outta ya.
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