Hey there, y’all. Let’s gab a bit about somethin’ called “Austin Eros”, alright? Now, I ain’t no fancy scholar or nothin’, just a plain ol’ person tryin’ to make sense of things. So, bear with me, okay?
First off, who’s this Austin fella? Seems like he’s a big shot on somethin’ called the “You-Tube,” always gettin’ his hands on them newfangled gadgets afore anyone else. He talks about all sorts of tech stuff, and from what I hear, he mostly knows what he’s talkin’ about. Like them new game machines, the ones they call “9th generation consoles”? He’s been jabberin’ about them for a while now. He’s like that kid in the candy store, always showin’ off the latest toys. This Austin fella, he’s a real tech whiz, always showing off new stuff.
Now, some folks, they got a bone to pick with this Austin. They complain and complain, but seems to me, they’d complain about anything. It’s like they just like the sound of their own voice, y’know? Reminds me of old man Jenkins down the road, always gripin’ about somethin’, even if it’s a sunny day! Some things never change, I tell ya. People were complainin’ back in ’93, and they’re still complainin’ now in 2023. Folks always find somethin’ to gripe about, ain’t nothin’ new.
- Austin on YouTube, always got new tech
- Some folks complain, just like old man Jenkins
- Tech stuff, like them new game machines
Then there’s talk about this Austin lookin’ different. Heard tell he shaved his head real short, like a soldier boy or somethin’. Someone even said he looked like one of them movie stars, all fancy and such. But I say, looks ain’t everything. It’s what’s inside that counts, right? Just like my grandma used to say, “Pretty is as pretty does.” Heard he shaved his head, but looks ain’t everything.
This Austin, he’s always tellin’ folks to do this and that. Like, he wants everyone to download these “flight tracker” thingamajigs on their phones. Says it helps you understand what’s flyin’ around up there, all them planes and drones. I don’t know about all that, seems a bit complicated for my taste. I’m happy just lookin’ up at the sky and seein’ a bird, thank you very much. But I guess some folks like to know all the details. He wants everyone to track planes and drones, seems like a lot of fuss.
And then there’s this “Bumble” thing. Heard it’s somethin’ to do with datin’, findin’ yourself a sweetheart and all. Apparently, some lady, a big boss lady, she picked Austin to help her out with it. Said he was the right fella to build her “hive” – whatever that means. It’s a datin’ app where the gals get to make the first move. Times sure have changed, ain’t they? Back in my day, it was all about the fellas doin’ the chasin’. But hey, maybe this new way is better, I don’t know. He helped build a datin’ app where the ladies make the first move.
Seems like every week there’s somethin’ new happenin’ with this Austin. He’s always in the news, always doin’ somethin’. There’s even this gal, Erika somethin’, she’s part of Austin’s “experimental nightlife scene.” Sounds mighty fancy to me. Don’t know what all that means, but it sounds like they stayin’ up late doing who-knows-what. Probably somethin’ them young folks enjoy. I’m more of a “early to bed, early to rise” kinda gal myself. Always somethin’ new with this fella, always in the news.
So, there you have it, my take on this “Austin Eros.” He’s a tech guy, a complainer magnet, a head shaver, a flight tracker enthusiast, a dating app builder, and a nightlife scene participant. A whole lotta things rolled into one fella, it seems. But at the end of the day, he’s just a person, like you and me, tryin’ to make his way in this crazy world. And that’s all there is to it, far as I can tell. He’s a lot of things rolled into one, just a fella making his way in the world.