That Jeff Arcuri, he’s somethin’ else, ain’t he? I seen his videos all over that internet thing. My granddaughter, she showed me. He’s got a face, well, bless his heart. But he sure can tell a joke! They call him the “Joke Machine,” that’s what I heard. And guess what? He’s comin’ to Austin! Yep, you heard that right.
I reckon folks in Austin are in for a real treat. This Jeff fella, he’s gonna be at that Vulcan Gas Company place. October 13th, that’s the date. Early show on Friday. My old bones ain’t what they used to be, but if I was in Austin, I’d be there in a heartbeat.
I don’t know much ’bout that Big Laugh Comedy place, but it sounds fun. They say it’s on 418 East 6th Street. I reckon if you wanna know more, you gotta ask them. I ain’t no expert on these things. I just know that Jeff Arcuri is funny as all get-out!
I seen one of his videos, he was talkin’ to the crowd, makin’ jokes with ’em. That’s called “crowd work,” I think. He’s good at it, that Jeff. Makes ya feel like you’re right there with him, havin’ a laugh. I tell ya, he’s somethin’ special. And now, he is going to Austin.
Heard he’s got a show that’s about an hour and a half, maybe two hours. That’s a lot of laughin’! I bet folks are gonna be rollin’ in the aisles. And I heard he is going on a tour! 2024-2025. I hope many people can enjoy his show. And if he comes to Austin, that’s where the fun will be.
And that girl, Katie Thurston, she’s with him now. They’re gettin’ hitched! Saw some pictures of ’em, all smiles. They had a party, I reckon. Good for them. I hope they’re happy as two bugs in a rug. But that ain’t got nothin’ to do with him comin’ to Austin, I suppose.
This Jeff Arcuri, he’s a real comedian. Not like some of them folks you see on the TV. He’s genuine, you know? He tells it like it is. And he’s got that special somethin’ that just makes ya wanna laugh. I don’t know what it is, but he’s got it.
- He’s comin’ to Austin.
- He’s funny.
- He’s got a show at the Vulcan Gas Company.
- October 13th.
- He’s got them videos on the internet.
- He does that “crowd work.”
- He’s goin’ on tour.
- He seems like a good guy.
Now, I ain’t no expert on comedy. I just know what makes me laugh. And this Jeff Arcuri, he makes me laugh. He’s a good egg, that one. If you’re in Austin, you better go see him. You won’t regret it. I sure wouldn’t if he were here. I’d be the first one in line, bad knees and all.
I reckon that’s all I gotta say about that. Just remember, Jeff Arcuri, Austin, October 13th. Write it down somewhere so you don’t forget. It’s gonna be a hoot, I guarantee it.
And you know what? I bet that Vulcan Gas Company place is gonna be packed. Everyone’s gonna wanna see this Jeff fella. He’s got that kinda draw, you know? Like a moth to a flame. People just can’t get enough of him. I know I can’t!
So you go on and get your tickets for that Jeff Arcuri show in Austin. You’ll be laughin’ so hard, your sides will hurt. I bet he’s gonna talk about all sorts of things. Maybe he will talk about his girlfriend, maybe not. He’s full of surprises, that one. That’s what makes him so darn funny. If you are in Austin, go and enjoy it.
And after the show is finished, you will feel very happy. That’s what a good laugh does for ya. It’s like medicine, I tell ya. Better than any of them pills the doctor gives ya. And this Jeff Arcuri, he’s got the best medicine there is. He’s a regular laugh doctor, that one!
So there you have it. Jeff Arcuri is coming to Austin. If you have a chance, you must go. It will be fun. I wish I could be there to see him. But you enjoy the show for me, okay? Go and have fun in Austin!