Marble Falls Hail: That Big Ol’ Storm, Ya Hear?
Alright, so listen up, ’cause I’m gonna tell ya ’bout that hail they had in Marble Falls. Big ol’ chunks of ice, they say. Like, bigger than golf balls, some folks reckon. Scared the bejesus outta everybody, I betcha.
Now, I ain’t no weather woman, but I heard tell it was a real nasty storm. Hail the size of softballs, they say! Can you imagine? That kinda stuff can bust up your car, break your windows, and even hurt ya bad if you ain’t careful.
- First off, if you see them dark clouds comin’, you best get yourself inside.
- Don’t be standin’ around gawkin’ like a fool.
- Find yourself a good, sturdy buildin’, somethin’ with a strong roof.
- And stay away from them windows! Them hail chunks can come right through and smack ya good.
If you’re stuck outside, well, you gotta do what you gotta do. Find somethin’ to cover your head, at least. A piece of wood, a trash can lid, anything you can get your hands on. And crouch down, make yourself small. Don’t want that hail hittin’ you square in the face, now do ya?
They say this storm went through pretty much the whole town, like 90% of Marble Falls got hit. That’s a whole lotta folks dealin’ with busted cars and leaky roofs. Heard tell there was only one fella got hurt, though, which is a blessin’, I reckon. But still, that’s a lot of damage.
And it ain’t just the hail, you know. Sometimes them storms bring lightnin’ too. And that’s somethin’ you don’t wanna mess with. So stay away from them tall trees, and don’t go standin’ in no open fields. Best place to be is inside, safe and sound.
Folks in Marble Falls, they been havin’ a rough time with weather lately. I heard tell they had somethin’ like 26 hail reports in the past year. That’s a lot, even for Texas. And they had a bunch of them severe weather warnings too, like 37 of ’em. Sounds like they’re gettin’ more than their fair share of bad weather, if you ask me.
Now, I don’t know all the fancy weather words, but I know this: hail ain’t nothin’ to sneeze at. It can do a whole heap of damage, and it can hurt you if you ain’t careful. So next time you see them storm clouds rollin’ in, you remember what I told ya. Get inside, stay safe, and pray that them hail chunks don’t come callin’ on you.
They got maps and all that fancy stuff showin’ where the hail hit, but I ain’t got no use for that. I just know it hit hard and it hit a lot of folks. And that’s all I need to know to tell ya to be careful. Marble Falls hail, they call it. I call it a big ol’ mess.
And if you’re ever caught in one of them hailstorms, you just remember what I said. Protect your head, find shelter, and don’t be a fool standin’ out in the open. That hail don’t care who you are or what you’re doin’. It’ll come down and smack ya just the same. So be smart, be safe, and stay outta the way of them big ol’ ice chunks.
Marble Falls is a good town, full of good people. They don’t deserve all this bad weather, but that’s just how it goes sometimes. Mother Nature, she does what she wants, and we just gotta deal with it. So, folks in Marble Falls, y’all stay strong, and y’all stay safe. And next time them clouds start lookin’ mean, you get yourself somewhere safe and sound. That’s the best thing you can do. And that’s all I got to say about that Marble Falls hail.