Alright, let’s talk about this Pink Hershey Stadium thing, ya know? I heard some folks jabberin’ about it, so I figured I’d try and make sense of it all for ya. Don’t expect no fancy words, ’cause I ain’t got none of that.
First off, it sounds like this Hershey Stadium is a big place, like real big, where they have all sorts of shows. Like them music shows, you know, the ones with all the loud singin’ and dancin’. And comedy shows too, where them fellas tell jokes and try to make ya laugh. They even got them sports things there, like when them fellas run around and throw balls and such.
And this Pink lady, well, she’s gonna be singin’ there. Seems like she’s a big deal, lots of folks wanna see her. Heard tell she’s got a “Summer Carnival Tour” goin’ on, and she’s stoppin’ by Hershey. That’s somethin’, ain’t it? A whole carnival, just for music!
- They sayin’ she’s gonna be there in October, on the first day. That’s a Tuesday, if I remember right.
- And she ain’t comin’ alone, no sir. There’s this other lady, Sheryl Crow, she’s gonna be there too. Two singin’ ladies for the price of one, I guess.
Now, if you’re thinkin’ ’bout goin’, you gotta get yourself some tickets. Don’t know how much they cost, but I reckon they ain’t cheap. And if you’re gonna drive there, well, you gotta find a place to park your car. They got a parkin’ lot, but I bet it gets crowded.
Hersheypark Stadium Seating Chart, they call it. Sounds fancy, but it just means they got a map of where all the seats are. You can pick where you wanna sit, but the closer you are to the stage, the more it’s gonna cost ya. They got all these sections and rows and seat numbers. Confusin’ if you ask me.
And listen here, if you’re one of them smokers, you gotta be careful. They don’t want you smokin’ just anywhere. They got special spots for that, and that includes them electric cigarettes too. Don’t go puffin’ away where you ain’t supposed to.
And if you decide you need to leave and come back, well, you gotta get your hand stamped. Don’t you go losin’ that ticket stub, ’cause it won’t get you back in. You gotta show ’em that stamp on your hand. Seems like a lot of fuss, but that’s what they do.
Now, they say this stadium is outside, under the stars. That sounds nice, especially on a warm summer night. But you gotta be prepared. Who knows what the weather’s gonna be like in October? Could be hot, could be cold, could even rain. So bring a jacket, just in case.
They talk about Hersheypark Stadium bein’ in Central Pennsylvania. I ain’t never been there myself, but I heard it’s a pretty place. Lots of trees and hills and such. And they got that Hershey chocolate factory nearby, you know, the one that makes all them candy bars. Maybe you can sneak in a visit while you’re there.
So, that’s the gist of it, as far as I can tell. Pink is coming to Hersheypark Stadium for her “Summer Carnival Tour” with Sheryl Crow in October. It’s a big outdoor place with lots of seats, and you can see all sorts of shows there. You need tickets, gotta find parkin’, and be careful where you smoke. And don’t forget to get your hand stamped if you leave. That’s about all this old woman knows. If you wanna know more, you’re gonna have to ask someone else, ’cause I’m all talked out.
Just remember, this place is about havin’ a good time. So go on, get yourself a ticket, and enjoy the show. And don’t forget to bring some of that Hershey chocolate for the ride home.