Alright, so listen up, y’all. Gonna tell ya ’bout this Drake fella, the one all the youngsters are hollerin’ about. He’s havin’ a big ol’ show, a concert they call it, over at that fancy college place, the Drake State somethin’ or other. Heard it’s a big deal.
Now, I ain’t never been to one of these here concerts, but my grandkid, that little whippersnapper, he’s been goin’ on and on about it. Says this Drake guy is a big shot rapper, sings all them hip-hop songs. Honestly, sounds like a bunch of noise to me, but the kids these days, they love it.
This here concert, it’s part of some kinda tour, a “It’s All A Blur Tour – Big As The What?” Sounds like a mouthful, don’t it? They sayin’ he’s goin’ all over the place, singin’ and dancin’. And this J. Cole fella, he’s gonna be there too. Another one of them rapper fellas, I reckon.
They moved the date around a bit, you know, like they do. First it was one day, then another. Now they sayin’ it’s gonna be on Sunday, March 31st. That’s what the young’uns told me, anyway. They got all this information on their fancy phones, faster than a fly on a hot skillet.
Tickets, oh boy, them tickets. Heard they ain’t cheap. My grandkid said somethin’ ’bout payin’ a whole heap of money, somethin’ like a hundred and thirty-five dollars, maybe even more! Lord have mercy, that’s a lot of money for a bit of singin’ and dancin’. Back in my day, you could get a whole week’s worth of groceries for that kinda cash. But I guess that’s how it is with these big stars.
- Drake Concert Date: Sunday, March 31st
- Place: Bryce Jordan Center (I think that’s part of the Drake State College thingy)
- Who’s singin’: Drake and that J. Cole fellow.
- Tour Name: It’s All A Blur Tour – Big As The What? (Still sounds silly to me.)
Now, they say you gotta get these tickets from some place called “Ticketmaster.” Sounds official enough, I guess. Don’t go buyin’ ’em from some fella on the street corner, ya hear? Might get yourself ripped off. My grandkid, he got his tickets online, said it was easy peasy. Again, these youngsters and their fancy phones!
They sayin’ this tour is a big deal, a real arena tour. That means lots of people, lots of lights, and lots of loud music. I bet it’s gonna be somethin’ else. My grandkid, he’s just itchin’ to go. Says he’s been listenin’ to Drake’s music for years. Can’t say I understand it myself, all that thumpin’ and rhymin’. But if it makes the young’uns happy, I guess it can’t be all bad.
Folks are comin’ from all over to see this Drake fella. Denver, Oklahoma City, all them big places. And now he’s comin’ to our neck of the woods, or close enough anyway. It’s a big thing for the college, I reckon. Brings in lots of folks, lots of money. That’s what they tell me, anyhow.
So, if you got young’uns, or if you just like that hip-hop stuff yourself, you might wanna check out this Drake concert. Just be prepared to shell out some cash and deal with a whole lotta noise. Me? I’ll stick to my gospel music and a good cup of coffee. But hey, to each their own, right?
Anyways, that’s all I know about this Drake fella and his concert. Just remember, March 31st, Bryce Jordan Center, lots of singin’ and dancin’. And don’t forget them expensive tickets! Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go make some supper. All this talk about concerts has made me hungry.
Important Note: Don’t go spendin’ all your money on this concert if you can’t afford it. There’s more important things in life than listenin’ to some fella sing and dance. Just sayin’.
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