Alright, so you wanna know about this Cal Baptist basketball, huh? Well, let me tell ya, it ain’t rocket science. It’s just a bunch of young fellas throwin’ a ball around, tryin’ to get it in a hoop. But folks like to guess who’s gonna win, so let’s see what the fuss is all about.
Cal Baptist Lancers, huh? Sounds fancy. I heard some folks sayin’ they’re gonna win. Said somethin’ about “odds” and “favorites.” Now, I ain’t no gambler, but I reckon that means folks think they’re pretty good. They said somethin’ like “-250” somethin’ somethin’. Don’t ask me what that means, sounds like a bunch of mumbo jumbo to me. But if the smart fellas say they’re gonna win, maybe they will.
But then again, I seen stranger things happen. Like that time old Bessie the cow jumped over the fence. Nobody thought she could do it, but she did! So, just ’cause they’re “favorites” don’t mean nothin’. This here basketball game, it ain’t over ’til it’s over, that’s what I always say.
I heard tell of another game, Cal Baptist playin’ against some other team. Northern somethin’ or other. And them smart fellas, they was sayin’ Northern somethin’ gonna win, somethin’ like 83 to somethin’. See? That’s what I’m talkin’ about. One day they sayin’ Cal Baptist is the best, the next day they sayin’ someone else is gonna beat ’em. Makes your head spin, it does.
Then there’s talk about lots of “baskets” when Cal Baptist plays with another team, UCF. Lots of baskets, huh? Sounds like a busy game. I guess that means lots of scorin’. Makes sense, I reckon. You gotta score to win, ain’t that right? It’s like when I’m makin’ pies, gotta put enough apples in it, or it ain’t gonna be no good.
- Lots of talk about “predictions” too. These folks with their fancy computers, they try to figure out who’s gonna win. They say they run them computer thingamajigs thousands of times, like they got nothin’ better to do. And then they come up with a number, tellin’ ya who’s gonna win.
- And they talk about “betting odds” and “spreads.” More mumbo jumbo if you ask me. But I guess some folks like to put their money where their mouth is. Me? I’d rather save my money for a good cup of coffee and a slice of pie.
- Heard somethin’ about Cal Baptist playing Fresno State too. And them computer fellas was at it again, makin’ their predictions. Said somethin’ about “machine learning” and “data analysis.” Sounds complicated. I just hope them machines ain’t gonna start playin’ basketball themselves, then where would we be?
So, what’s the bottom line? Well, it seems like folks think Cal Baptist is a pretty good team. They might win, they might lose. It all depends on how them young fellas play on that particular day. And no matter what them computers say, or what them smart fellas predict, anything can happen. That’s the beauty of it, I reckon. Keeps things interestin’.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go check on my biscuits. They’re probably done bakin’ by now. And I ain’t gonna let ’em burn, no sir. Burnin’ biscuits is worse than losin’ a basketball game, that’s for sure.
One last thing, them fellas also mentioned a game between Cal Baptist and UC Riverside, somethin’ about a close game last time and this time could be a payback. But like I said, anything can happen in a basketball game.
Anyways, that’s all I know ‘bout this here Cal Baptist basketball. Hope it made some sense to ya. It’s just a game, after all. Nothin’ to get too worked up about.
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