Alright, so listen up, y’all. I’m gonna tell ya ’bout this fella, Post Malone, comin’ to Hershey. Yeah, Hershey, like the chocolate place, but this ain’t ’bout no candy, this is ’bout a big ol’ concert. They callin’ it the “BIG ASS” tour, can ya believe that? Sounds like somethin’ my grandson would say, haha!
Post Malone, Big Star Coming to Hershey
This Post Malone fella, he’s a big deal, I hear. Folks say he sings all sorts of music, not just that twangy country stuff I like, but he’s got somethin’ for everyone, I guess. He’s won all sorts of fancy awards, diamonds and Grammys, whatever those are. Sounds important, right? Anyway, he’s comin’ to Hersheypark Stadium on May 28th, that’s a Wednesday. Mark your calendars, if you’re into that sorta thing.
Now, this ain’t just Post Malone, he’s bringin’ some friends along. There’s this Jelly Roll fella, they say he’s singin’ country music now, too. Good for him, I say. And then there’s these two fellas, Muscadine Bloodline, they just put out a new album. Sounds like a whole lotta music, gonna be loud, I bet. I hope them young folks don’t get too rowdy, you know?
- Post Malone: Headliner, big star, sings all kinds of music.
- Jelly Roll: Another fella singin’, country music, they say.
- Muscadine Bloodline: Two fellas, singin’ together, got a new album out.
This whole thing is called the “BIG ASS Stadium Tour”, sponsored by T-Mobile, that phone company. They must be makin’ a lotta money to pay for all this. Live Nation, they’re the ones puttin’ it all together. These city folks sure know how to put on a show, I’ll give ’em that.
They’re sellin’ tickets now, if you wanna go. You can buy ’em online, I hear. Everything’s online these days, ain’t it? Back in my day, you just showed up and paid at the door. Simpler times, I tell ya. But I guess this way is easier for them young folks, always tappin’ away on them phones.
So, this Post Malone fella, he’s been all over the place, singin’ and whatnot. He’s had other tours before, but this one, they say it’s his biggest one yet. He’s even callin’ it the “F1 Trillion Tour” in some places. I don’t know what that means, but it sounds fancy. He’s stoppin’ all over North America, from one big city to another. Hershey is just one stop on his big journey.
Getting Tickets for the Show
If you’re lookin’ to get tickets, they say you can find them online easy peasy. Websites and apps, they call ’em. You can pick your seats and all that fancy stuff. I reckon you could even get some special access, VIP they call it, if you got the extra cash. Me? I’d rather spend that money on a good pot roast.
They say this concert is gonna be somethin’ special, an unforgettable performance, they call it. I don’t know about all that, but it sounds like a big deal for Hershey. Lots of folks comin’ into town, spendin’ money, that’s good for the businesses, I reckon. Keeps the town goin’, ya know?
So, there ya have it. Post Malone, comin’ to Hershey. Big concert, lots of music, lots of people. If you’re into that kinda thing, go check it out. Me? I’ll probably just stay home and watch my stories on the TV. But hey, to each their own, right? Just be safe out there, y’all, and have a good time.
And remember, May 28th, Hersheypark Stadium, that’s when it’s all happenin’. Don’t say I didn’t tell ya!
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