Alright, let’s talk about this Adam Cole fella. I heard some things, ya know, from the TV and such. They say he’s a wrestler, a rassler, like those fellas on TV always jumpin’ around and pretendin’ to fight.
This Adam Cole, they say he’s been gone for a spell. A long spell, like a whole year and a bit. Thirteen months, they tell me. That’s a long time to be away, I tell ya. Must’ve been hurt somethin’ fierce. They said somethin’ ‘bout a concussion, you know, like when you get hit on the head real hard. And his ankle too, all busted up. Poor fella had to have surgery, not once, but twice! Imagine that, gettin’ cut open twice! They fixed him up though, on October 12th they did the second one. But nobody knows when he’ll be back to jumpin’ around and pretendin’ to fight again.
- He got a bad concussion.
- He broke his ankle.
- He had two surgeries.
Now, this Adam Cole, he ain’t just some nobody. His real name is somethin’ fancy, Austin Kirk Jenkins, born way back in 1989. He’s from Pennsylvania, Lancaster they call it. He wrestles for a place called AEW, All Elite Wrestling. He’s the leader of somethin’ called the Undisputed Kingdom. Sounds important, I guess. But before that, he was with WWE and Ring of Honor, more rasslin’ places. He’s been around, this fella.
They also say he went to college, University of Texas. Played football, that’s the one where they throw the egg-shaped ball. Said he was good at it too. But I guess he liked rasslin’ more, ‘cause that’s what he’s doin’ now.
I heard he started with this AEW back in 2021. Big event they said. He looked back on it, talked about it, seemed real happy about it. Now he’s been missin’ from the ring since September 3rd of last year. Hurt that ankle at some show, Dynamite Grand Slam they called it. Even though he was hurt, he still showed up on TV. Guess he didn’t want folks to forget him.
There was some talk about him losin’ some kind of race. A race to three wins with another fella, Roderick Strong. Don’t know what that means, but it sounds important to them rasslin’ folks.
And now, he’s part of a team with a fella named Wardlow, part of that Undisputed Kingdom thing. But Wardlow, he ain’t around either. Adam Cole, he don’t know where Wardlow is. This rasslin’ business is complicated, I tell ya.
Some folks online, they been complainin’. Seems like they ain’t happy with how things are goin’ with this Adam Cole and the rasslin’ shows. People always complainin’ ‘bout somethin’, I tell ya. But Adam Cole, he wants to do some rasslin’ again. He wants to wrestle some fella he used to wrestle with back in that WWE place. Wants to do it again in this AEW place.
So that’s the news on this Adam Cole fella. He got hurt, he’s been gone a while, and folks are waitin’ for him to come back and jump around and pretend to fight again. And that’s about all I know. It’s a lot of fuss over a fella in tight pants jumpin’ around, if you ask me. But that’s what they like, so good for them, I guess.
You wanna know more? Go look it up on that internet thing. They got all sorts of news on there. Just type in “Adam Cole news” and you’ll find it. But be careful, that internet is full of all sorts of things. You might get lost in there.
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