Alright, let’s talk about the weather, you know, like the old folks do when they got nothin’ else to yap about. August 12th, 2024, huh? Well, it ain’t the same everywhere, that’s for sure. Just like how my chickens lay different sized eggs, the weather, she does what she pleases.
Now, I heard tell some places are hotter than a pig in a pepper patch. Take South Korea for example, they say it’s gonna be hotter than heck in August, near 30 degrees they say, whatever that means in real numbers. And sticky too, like you been workin’ in the fields all day and ain’t had a chance to wash up. Lots of rain too, just like in July. So you best be bringin’ your rain boots if you’re goin’ over there, and them Crocs things, and clothes that dry quick. Don’t bother with them raincoats though, they say. Too hot and sticky for that nonsense, makes you sweat like a racehorse.
Them weather folks, they call it a “monsoon season” I think. Sounds fancy, but it just means it rains buckets and buckets. They said this summer been real hot, even at night, and lots of rain, but then it dried up later. Just like last year, kinda, but maybe a little different. Weather’s always a bit different, ain’t it? Like my cornbread, sometimes it’s good, sometimes it’s a bit dry.
And then there’s Brazil, Sao Paulo way. Heard it’s gonna be a bit warm there too, gettin’ warmer as the month goes on. Seventy-somethin’ degrees they say. I reckon that’s like a nice spring day here. They got them fancy words for it too, like “average daily high temperatures” and such. Sounds like they’re talkin’ about cattle prices or somethin’. But it just means it’s warm, not too hot, not too cold. Just right for sittin’ on the porch, sippin’ some lemonade, if they even got lemonade down there.
They keep records of the weather down there too, like they do with everything nowadays. At the airport, they got all the numbers, how hot it was, how much it rained, all that stuff. They can tell you what the weather was like on any day, way back when. I tell ya, these young folks and their machines, they can figure out just about anything. But can they tell you if my tomatoes gonna grow big this year? I doubt it.
- So, to sum it up, South Korea’s gonna be hot and wet in August, like a steam bath. Bring your boots, not your raincoat.
- Sao Paulo is gonna be warm and kinda cloudy, nice weather for sittin’ around.
Now, I ain’t no weather expert or nothin’. I just listen to what folks say and look at the sky. If it looks like rain, it probably will rain. If it’s hot, it’s hot. Ain’t no use fussin’ about it too much. Just dress right, stay cool, and don’t forget to water them plants if it ain’t rainin’ enough.
And remember, this weather stuff changes all the time. What they say today might not be true tomorrow. It’s like my rooster, he crows every mornin’, but sometimes he’s a little early, sometimes he’s a little late. You just gotta roll with the punches, as they say. That’s all I gotta say about the weather for August 12th, 2024. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go check on them chickens.
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